Dr. Katz - quit smoking

"You know, my father smoked a lot. And... he's been smoking for years. He tried to quit. You know, he tried everything. He tried hypnosis... and it didn't really take. And then he tried that thing... with all the needles... what do they call that? Heroin. He loves it. He loves it! We can't get it away from him now."

- Bill Braudis